What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I'm 24.

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Sure.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What are the reasons for people being banned from social media sites like Twitter and Instagram? Why is it considered a big deal?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

How do you complete “Ciao bell'uomo, come stai oggi, buongiorno signore, sono Jennifer Rose Louis, come ti chiami”?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

Me : I don't drink

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What are scads fish? What types are there?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

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Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Thank you.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?

He : Tea ?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.